If You Can't Answer This, You Can't Answer Anything
July 9, 2013
First off, I know the answer, I want to know your answer:
In Matthew 5, Jesus said "Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth.
Now, does that mean the meek will not make it to heaven?
Does it mean that only type A's will make it to heaven?
Does it mean that this earth is heaven?
How is that going to be accomplished?
If you can't answer this you can't answer anything.
It sounds like you already have all the answers, but since you asked, here are some more for you—take your pick:
The kingdom of Heaven is inside of you and outside of you.
It's not what goes into a man, but what comes out of him that defiles him...all manner of evil intentions, false witness, slander...and trying to trap unsuspecting advice columnists.
If none of these satisfy, try this on. It's an anagram of your throwdown, "If you can't answer this, you can't answer anything":
"Unsatisfactory Whine Contains Naughty Yawner."
Bless you, and may you be a blessing,
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